July 4, 2006
strategic grill locations
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The "Strong Man" from Tamarack Camps
"pushed" the bus down the parade route.
New
Slide Show!
A Yooper Fourth
of July (21
Pictures)
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"See I'm a dreamer, man, and when
I was a cook I'd always work with people who
weren't dreamers. Like, I was cooking at
this restaurant and I
put a hot dog on the grill and my kitchen manager
came over, and he said, 'Mitch,
put the hot dog up here, in the right hand corner
of the grill, so in case you get a whole
bunch of orders at once you have all this
space available.' See
that's how I knew he wasn't a dreamer,
'cause the day I give up my dreams is the day I
have strategic grill locations.
A dreamer has a philosophy: the entire
grill is hot."
Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an
American stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter,
stylistic elocution, and memorable
routines that often consisted
of a string of one-line non sequiturs.


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