February 8, 2004a Hamilton Beach universe--------------------
Damn it! Bad engines just don't cut it as an excuse! We need to develop and implement a disaster recovery plan (DRP) pronto! We need to demonstrate disaster recovery readiness (DRR) by purchasing a backup mower and assigning someone to test the backup mower frequently so that the mowing of the lawn is never in doubt, even if the lawn doesn't need mowing! - excerpt from an e-mail memorandum -------------------- Q: What's your favorite appliance? A: A Hamilton Beach mixer. We had one of those when I was little. When it wore out we took it apart and I mean, my god! Have you seen those brushes in the dark? When I was around two years old, I looked inside that Hamilton Beach mixer and I saw the universe in there.
Captain Beefheart,
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