May 16, 2003

the barnacles of cynicism

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We finally gave in and purchased our first snowmobile this year.  I mean, like, if you really, like, can't beat 'em like, then join 'em.

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Despite the barnacles of cynicism which resolutely encrust my hull, I do believe that there is life other than ours somewhere other than Earth.  I just don't think they're coming here!  I don't know who they are or what they drive, but I assume that they, like I, stick to the tenet that the less you have to do with your neighbors, the better off it is for everyone involved.

Dennis Miller, comedian.

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