Perhaps, for example, you've
noticed that the Antique Road Show has
turned arts and antiquities into crude commodity fetishism.
Expert antiquarian: "This spittoon embossed with the crest of the
House of Summersoft is worth $4,000, top dollar at auction."
Pallid owner: "Ooh! I had no idea!"
Pallid owner thinks: "I could sell this now and have that money, but
then I wouldn't have the spittoon, and I'd probably just spend the
money on some sort of crap, and after a while the thing I bought
will be indistinguishable from all the other things I've bought,
things I didn't buy with this special free money from the
implausibly valuable spittoon, and then I won't remember it was
special at all, because I bought it with this money, this spittoon
money, and so I'll have nothing, really, not even the spittoon, but
what's the point of keeping the spittoon? Is it the pleasure
of knowing I could turn it into cash any time I liked, if I wanted?
Or maybe I should actually spit in it once in a while. This
smart man says that Queen Victoria probably once spat in it.
Or is it spit? Spitted? No. Ooh, I'm so confused."
Curtis White,
Professor, U.S. author, Center for Book Culture.